Hokkien Titanic damn funny stomach ache alert

I ALREADY WARN u Hor
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Scene 1:

Jack: Hey siao eh? Me teach you an chua
fly, want or not?

Rose: Mai lah. I scare leh.

Jack: No need scare leh, lai i teach
you.

Rose: Don't lar, me really scare leh.

Jack: Lai lar, stand on the railing,
then I hug you.

Rose: Like thet huh?

Jack: Yah, then hor, spread ur arms...
Wah lau eh, why so smelly one?

Rose: Kan ni na...You say my armpit
smell ah!

Jack: Wah I bey tar han already lar!
Jack fainted & both fell into the sea..


Scene 2:

One fine day, late at night, Jack
Duakang was on the deck of Titanic
when he heard some loud footsteps. He
looked to see what was going on, and
he saw a super chio about to jump off
the deck. He walked over and tried to
persuade her not to jump.

Jack: Chio eh, lee si an zua? So late
dun sleep do what? What's your name?

Rose: My name is Mei Ku, but people
call me Rose.

Jack: Nah Beh...Why you so chio, but
your name like the mamasan at Zhong
Guo Chen (China City).

Rose: Shut up lah you, I now want to
jump.

Jack: Why jump? Siao ah you, so chio
jump for what?

Rose: Aiyah why you so kaypoh? I jump
you jump?

Jack: Wah lau, don't la haiyah.
So Jack continued to persuade her for
a few hours. After three hours...

Jack: Eh don't jump leh, don't lah,
siao ah you?

Rose: Aiya, you talk for three hours
liao, buay sian meh??

Jack: Ya lor, i think oso a bit sian
liao. So, please lah, don't jump lah..

Rose: Shut-up I am really jumping liao.

Jack was tired, so he stopped
persuading...

Rose: I really jump ah, really ah?
Really ah? Really leh. I am not joking
leh, I jump ah!!!

Jack was very du lan after wasting so
much time. So, he kicked Rose's Ka
Cheng and sent her into her watery
grave.

Jack: Nah Beh, want to jump, jump lah.
NAh beh wasste my time.

Then Jack turned around and he saw the
second most beautiful girl on the
ship...

Jack: Oei chio eh, what's your name?

Hibiscus: Me Hibiscus lor. I saw you
kick my sister.Hahahahahahhh! Thank
you hor. She always steal my
boyfriends one.


So, Jack and Hibiscus live happily ever
after.........