sad tango english version

The lyric soo cool TT

Hokkien Titanic damn funny stomach ache alert

I ALREADY WARN u Hor
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Scene 1:

Jack: Hey siao eh? Me teach you an chua
fly, want or not?

Rose: Mai lah. I scare leh.

Jack: No need scare leh, lai i teach
you.

Rose: Don't lar, me really scare leh.

Jack: Lai lar, stand on the railing,
then I hug you.

Rose: Like thet huh?

Jack: Yah, then hor, spread ur arms...
Wah lau eh, why so smelly one?

Rose: Kan ni na...You say my armpit
smell ah!

Jack: Wah I bey tar han already lar!
Jack fainted & both fell into the sea..


Scene 2:

One fine day, late at night, Jack
Duakang was on the deck of Titanic
when he heard some loud footsteps. He
looked to see what was going on, and
he saw a super chio about to jump off
the deck. He walked over and tried to
persuade her not to jump.

Jack: Chio eh, lee si an zua? So late
dun sleep do what? What's your name?

Rose: My name is Mei Ku, but people
call me Rose.

Jack: Nah Beh...Why you so chio, but
your name like the mamasan at Zhong
Guo Chen (China City).

Rose: Shut up lah you, I now want to
jump.

Jack: Why jump? Siao ah you, so chio
jump for what?

Rose: Aiyah why you so kaypoh? I jump
you jump?

Jack: Wah lau, don't la haiyah.
So Jack continued to persuade her for
a few hours. After three hours...

Jack: Eh don't jump leh, don't lah,
siao ah you?

Rose: Aiya, you talk for three hours
liao, buay sian meh??

Jack: Ya lor, i think oso a bit sian
liao. So, please lah, don't jump lah..

Rose: Shut-up I am really jumping liao.

Jack was tired, so he stopped
persuading...

Rose: I really jump ah, really ah?
Really ah? Really leh. I am not joking
leh, I jump ah!!!

Jack was very du lan after wasting so
much time. So, he kicked Rose's Ka
Cheng and sent her into her watery
grave.

Jack: Nah Beh, want to jump, jump lah.
NAh beh wasste my time.

Then Jack turned around and he saw the
second most beautiful girl on the
ship...

Jack: Oei chio eh, what's your name?

Hibiscus: Me Hibiscus lor. I saw you
kick my sister.Hahahahahahhh! Thank
you hor. She always steal my
boyfriends one.


So, Jack and Hibiscus live happily ever
after.........

Woo xD Gratz For Our FIRST MATE n STEERMEN xD

Wooo xDD see see the shaui ge n chio Bu lol

Cheers for them^^

Happy Mother's Day

Crew, help me wish all your mothers a "Happy Mothers Day".

Why? Cause if it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have the wonderful crew that I have right now...

And Dest... I don't care if u can come online only once in a century... No matter what, you are still a Midnight Pirate XDD

Love you all!!!

Crew list

This is the current listing of the crews on this ship ^^

Captain : Nightprancer ****
First Mate : CrimsonSnow ***
Quartermaster : ~KuraiCho~ ***
Sailing Master : Lorex ***
Quipster : JhunZ n MushMango ***
Master Gunner : xXdEsTiNy2Xx ***
Carpenter : xCloudx ***
Surgeon : kittymiaz ***
Chef : -Kai_Takashi ***
Cooper : -available-
Musicians : -available-
Prisoner : -will be notified if captured-


*NOTE:- There are several positions available. We will be giving positions to every crew possible.*

NOTE- ' * ' is the current ranking of the pirates in the blog ^^

To get yourself recruited, post a comment stating ur ign (must be exactly) and we will do the rest. winks*

(Lorex i updated your post hope u dun mind neh^^v)

erm.....

Somehow i want to create handphone theme xD

Lol It's kinda fun thou but since i still noobie gimme time xD Then i will Make Our SPECIAL THEME FOR PIRATES XDDD WOOOOO MP RAWK LOLS!!

http://www21.ownskin.com/home_detail?u=jhunz&m=myskin

check this out some of my work Lol first day trying xP Lols!

check the DL list u can see if your hp model can use this skin or not if cannot tell me maybe i can create for sony erricson n nokia xD

For the Lovers

Hey everyone... I know its that time of the year when its pretty sucky cuz lots of ppl have exams.. or are away from their loved ones =(

I wrote this... I'm dedicating it to the lovers on board the Dark Chobit..

May cupids always be around those who love each other
May rainbows always shine upon two hearts so intertwined

May anger never tarnish, may bitter never find
That special bond, that special dream, which makes me call you mine

I love you all =D

Anyhow Post Lols xD

Find this pic nice tho Lols what you think xDDDD
Lol request from captain xD Lols

Attack of the Killer Baked Corn Snacks!!! ><

TWISTIES FLEW INTO MY EYE!!!!

Who else do you know can have treats FLY into their EYE??!!!!

Omg... twisties flew into my left eye... how do I know???? I thought something flew in, then I blinked and I could feel BBQ Curry goodness SEEPING THROUGH MY EYE!!!! ><

uh.... I'M GONNA BE BLIND!!!!

T__T

I was ATTACKED by twisties!!!!

T__T

Oh Heck Heck Heck!!!

Omg I laughed till I cried.. CRIED!!!